I have more to say!

Unfortunately, it's all useless.

It's been a while

Yet, I'm still useless.

There once was a useless blog...

Sorry, nothing to add. Told you this was useless.

It's 12:49am

Not a time to be useful.

Completely useless?

You betcha.

Uselessness personified

... well, not really. A blog is not a person.

Maximum uselessness

Utilitarians be damned.